Do you have a Nickname for your Wife? I have I call her Doll Face. She's very Pretty with an Eye Missing.

Back in the day I was a member of a British team which won a Table Tennis Tournament in South Asia. We had a Massive Party to Celebrate, it was a Hong Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong.

My Mate collects empty bottles which sounds so much better than Alcoholic.

I remember I met my wife in a Library which was Novel.

 

 

 

A Poem

Last night I held a little Hand

It made my Sad Heart Sing

It was the Loveliest Hand I've Ever Held

Four Aces and a King.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Friend of mine went on a one night stand that went horribly wrong. He's been married Three Years Now.

Apparently Shop Lifting from the Apple Store is only considered Scrumping.

The hardest part in making skimmed Milk is skimming the Cows across the lake.

I'm not saying my Mother in Law's got a big mouth, but when she smiles she leaves lipstick on her Ear Lobes.