My nominations would be the following.

@allardyces tash
@mad roofer

and,

@magnum.p.i.e

Half of which I have only have noticed from today.

Dangerous sausage always makes me smile.

PopPie The Countyman 

DangerousSausage gets my vote. It's also open to so much interpretation. Is it dangerous because it's not been cooked properly or can cause food poisoning, or it is quite slippery so can slide down your gullet and choke you to death? Or is it made out of metal and can be used to club somebody to death? The plot thickens... 

 

(This will be my only Sheldon moment today, I promise)

You have to have a bit of humour being a Notts fan, different user names make things interesting too.

@DangerousSausage is a brilliant user name.

Agree with all the above but will add @Drivingmenotts  and my favourite(because of its origin) @MuddyPatchPie

PopPie

Oh there's loads.

When @Drivingmenotts first joined, I thought it was a wind up. I like so many usernames, as I watch people arrive on the site quite a few have made me laugh instantly and I agree that it adds to the hunour.

@DangerousSausage would also get my vote as the funniest.

Myself and @superpie often joke about it (he likes hotdogs) and in fact, it was Jake who mentioned the Silly Sausage cafe the other week.

All this talk of sausages... made me think of THE SID SAUSAGE VIDEO CLUB

I feel left out, mine is on par with @Pies4u.

Not Bestbuy but BESTpie

I feel left out, mine is on par with @Pies4u.

Not Bestbuy but BESTpie

 

I'm not sure if "Nottsphone Warehouse" as quite the same ring to it 

I should also note, I've always found @super_ram to be somewhat amusing.

@notts-joe wouldn't he have been better called...... battering_ram

@notts-joe wouldn't he have been better called...... battering_ram

Ha! He wishes for that too.

He's never 'battered' anything in his life, not even a sausage! I hope @dangeroussusage doesn't read much into that comment. ehehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL2GmaI3Xus

@allardyces tash and @DangerousSausage have always stood out for me.

both are very funny too. 

Dangerous Sausage, highly original and amusing to say. In fact say it 10 times fast!

@allardyces tash and @MuddyPatchPie for me - both bring back happy memories and make me smile!

 

I stumbled across Sausage when I could no longer log in using my old name (Dangerous Pie) on another site. As they don't do pies in Germany, I took the least wurst option.

I took the least wurst option.

 

 

 

  I see what you did there.

 

@DangerousSausage,@PopPie and @MuddyPatchPie for me.Quite a few other funny and clever ones too.