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@CliftonMagpie I think I'd Sooner Look Like Steve Maclaren under an Umbrella, Than Rishi telling the Country He's calling An Election.????

@allardyces tash I Think that People are just Fed Up with Apologies . Somebody ( no matter who, Footballer, Politician, Celebrities) who does Something Wrong or Says Something Wrong, If They Say Sorry Then That Makes Everything Alright. But In Some Cases It Doesn't. Bellingham will probably Get a Hefty Fine and No Ban. It was just stated on the B.B.C. Website He Could Get Fined and Banned.

Attractive Football Yeah Right. But We Live In Hope.

You'll hear worse from the Stands .That's as maybe But if someone is using foul Language, a quick word from you, would hopefully deter any repeat. And sure Kids will hear worse, but that's Not The Point. The Point is Bellingham made the Gesture towards the Slovakia Bench and UEFA are looking into it regarding Rules they have Laid Down and if he's Deemed to have Broken those Rules, He will be Punished and Rightly So it Doesn't matter if he's a Young Lad or Not ( His Age Is Not an Excuse) he is Old Enough To Know Better. Just by Scoring the Goal should have been Enough To Get His Point Across.

The Wife comes in from shopping the other day Look what I've bought she says. Flashing a Ring with a Large stone in it. What's that ? I asked That's a Mood Ring. So what happens is when she's in a Good Mood the Stone turns Blue When she's in a Relaxed Mood the Stone turns Green But when She's in Bad Mood. It leaves a Big Red Mark in the Middle of me Forehead.

@Super_Danny_Allsopp So you'd be OK if a Notts Or Any Other Player did that in front of Kids at Meadow Lane? At 21 Bellingham is Classed as An Adult. So He Should Act Like One.

Bellingham's gesture will get more Media Focus Because of who he is, did Declan Rice Complain about the Slovak Manager pushing him? Christian Ronaldo also made the same Gesture as Bellingham in a Saudi Pro League Match and he got away with just being Fined. Bellingham also said it was Nice To Throw It Back regarding the Remarks from his Critics. He Should Be Mature Enough to Ignore those Critics and Rise above their Remarks. Because it's always been the British Media's way to Build a Player Up Put him on a Pedestal Then Knock Him Off It . That's been their Way For Years.

Latest from the England Camp. UEFA are looking at a gesture made by Jude Bellingham. Apparently he Grabbed his Crutch in Front of the Slovakia Bench after his Late equalizer in the England vs Slovakia Game. According to him it was an inside Joke aimed at some friends who were in the Crowd. However this isn't the First time he's made the Gesture and if found Guilty he could end up being Fined and Banned. For Pity's sake Grow Up Bellingham, You're supposed to be a Role Model for young Kids. Not only have You Let Yourself Down England Down, But Those Who Look Up To You. Hang Your Head In Shame.

The Pennines are called the Backbone of Britain, So We All Know What That Makes London.

The Only Thing That Remains Is A Good Season On The Pitch.

You Do Realise That Due To The Shirts Appearance The Notts Players Will Now Have To Learn The Hakka !!????

@Fan of Big Tone Elation And Relief I Shouldn't Wonder, just the Spur of the Moment Thing. But You Know the way the Gutter Press react Now Days. Seeing something like that they'll Build It Up Into Something It Wasn't.

Ok How Do You Know When It's Raining Cats and Dogs? The Ground is covered in Poodles.

@Chris You Too? I get Strange Pictures in my Head as well. I'm sure Glad I Ain't The Only One????

The Susie Dent Word of the Day Topic got me thinking about an whole Manner of Words and Stuff and I thought I'd add to them, and a for lot of these words the Americans are to Blame for butchering the English Language . Things can get very confusing. I mean who writes a best Selling Book and titles it Fanny By Gaslight? What sort of Mental Images does that Conjure Up? Of course a Fanny to an American is a Backside to a Brit. She's got a Nice Fanny, You think How does he know? They only met a couple of Minutes ago. Then there's the English Guy who gets his wallet Stolen while in America. He reports it to the Police Hey somebody's Nicked Me Wallet. Somebody has taken a knife and cut notches into your wallet? Losing your Cherry means something totally different to a Yank. There's an English Lass who buys a big piece of Cake with a Cherry on the Top. Unfortunately as she takes a bite the Cherry Fails off and a Passing Dog eats it up. Oh No says the English Girl. What's a matter? asks her American Friend. I've just lost my Cherry to that Dog. ( for those who don't know, losing one's Cherry to an American means losing one's Virginity) Mind you the Aussies are Just as Bad. The Best selling Sticky Tape in Australia is a Brand Called Durex. That's right we have Sellotape they have Durex. Can you imagine some unknowing Big Aussie walking into W.H. Smiths and saying G'Day a Roll of Durex there, Giant Size. Talk about Do It Yourself. Now my Fellow PON Members It's Your Turn what words or sayings do you know that could be taken the wrong way and are also Amusing.?

Well it Does Sound Much Nicer Than It's P***ing Down Out There. Which is more likely to be heard than It's Raining Cats and Dogs.

@Pies79 Thanks for this, looking at the John Pye Auctions on the back of the Shirt. I would have Preferred that Logo on the Shirts Front instead of the Awful Red & White Logo Emblazed across the Shirt. I wonder if it's to Late to Change the Design? I assume the Players name and Squad number will be added to the Game Day Shirt. The Black Coloured Base certainly gives the whole appearance of the Shirt a Great Up To Date Look. If it wasn't for that Bloody Horrible Red & White Logo on the Front it would have been Perfect, a 10/10 look. As it is Now ? Around 8/10. Well that's what I Reckon. And weren't the Magpies Sponsored by Ladbrokes (another Red & White Logo) when they were Relegated to the National League ? Bad Omen.

What's Not To Like ? The Red & White John Pye Auctions Logo I would have liked that Sponsor Logo incorporated into the Shirt Design in the Clubs Colours. Other than That the Shirt Looks Impressive. Is there a photo of the back of the Shirt?

One For The Girls. Jodi Showing Off His Chanly Mest. Then in the Second Photo we have the Notts Staff seeing if he's Grown Another Foot in the off season to help the Magpies Defend Corners

@Fan of Big Tone Well I'm So Glad You Remembered To Add Fishing To The Rod You Had In Your Hand. Otherwise That Remark Would Have Taken On A Whole New Meaning.???? Come on Guys this is getting Out of Hand. What with you going on about your Rod, Now we have @Chris going on about his Tool. ????????

OOOO Hark At You @allardyces tash A Touch of Personal Flair. You Sound Like The Old Comedian Ken Goodwin I'm To Good For This Place ????

You Know What @Chris You Really Should Try It. When someone asks what you're up too, Say in a Proud Happy Voice I'm Going For A Bang-A-Bonk along the Trent. ????

@Robbie England got through by the Skin Of Their Teeth. And if Slovakia had had any Luck they could quite easily have caused an up set. What the Hell was Jordan Pickford thinking being that Far Out of His Goal? If that had gone in Well... But it Didn't and England Won Doesn't matter How. For me they still looked Poor, Maybe a slight improvement on the Group matches but there's still a nagging Doubt about the English Defence and Slovakia almost scored in the opening Five minutes, that should have been a Warning and the Goal England conceded well there were large gaps in the English Defence. Foden's Goal was clearly off side and a Kane Header went wide when Normally you would have expected him to bury it. A couple of good points Southgate got the Subs right and England kept Going right till the End. Now the Big Test the Swiss are going to be a whole Different ball Game. They I think will Put a lot More Pressure on England than Slovakia did. And if the 3 Lions don't get Grip on the Game better than in other Matches, they could Find themselves a Couple of Goals down very quickly.. But will this Victory have a positive effect on England or will they just resort back to their usual Game Plan?

Connell Rawlinson HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN.

Can't Really Blame Him for wanting to play for Germany. Probably saw that he had little chance playing for England, under it's Present Set Up. A Manager who plays his favourites and has a Game Plan which he refuses to change from, would more than likely played the Youngster out of Position and would have Strangled his Talent. Look at Bellingham.