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@Robbie As I Understand It, Notts have secured a New Sponsorship Deal with COLGATE.

Dum Dum Diddle Dum Diddle Dum. Now We All Know Dolly's had Many Country Hits But I Don't Care For Her Music, I'd Rather Look At Her Dum Dum Diddle Dum Diddle Dum.

All Right, All Right Calm Down Calm Down. We a had Scouser Mick who worked with Us and two Blokes got into a Bit of an Argy Bargy and He said that phrase (without realizing He'd said It.) Everybody in Ear Shot just Collapsed into Gales of Laughter, Even the two Blokes forgot their Argument. No Work was Done for a Full 20 minutes, even the Team Leader who came round to see what all the Noise was about , joined in with the Laughter while Mick just stood there wondering was Hell was up with Everybody. Until somebody managed to Stop Laughing Long Enough to tell him what he'd said.

@Chris What about the Sketch were Paul Whitehouse is the Team Manager and Gives the Half Time Team Talk? Very Very Funny. Where's the Bloke Love? Could You Imagine That on MOTD? It would be Totally Brilliant.

Compare the Looks on the Magpies Players Faces, Then take a Look at the Faces of the England Squad.

Two Million? He's Got To Be Worth Three At the Very Least. Nah I think Macca will be at the Lane, until the Next January Transfer Window and maybe beyond. Depends how many Goals he Scores.

In What Universe does Jolene sound like Jodi ? Get yourself down the Doctors and Get Him to Syringe Your Ears.

@Robbie Southgate's Got the Devil's Own Luck When It Comes to the Draw in Big Games. But Despite this I just can't see England getting anywhere near the Final. The Players Don't seem Interested, I mean what do the England Squad Do Between Matches? They've Played None of the Top Teams Yet and when they do they'll Get Ripped Apart even a half Decent Italian Side will Beat the 3 Lions the Way Southgate's got them Set Up. Sorry For Being Negative Guys, but for Years It seems Yes England Have A Chance in This Tournament Or That Tournament. And for Years the English Fans Have Been Let Down And I can't Help But Feel It's Going To Be The Same Again.

@Fan of Big Tone Yeah Age Is Catching Up With You???? Me An All. The Bishop Goal against Man City was it a Meadow Lane In the F.A. Cup? When City equalized in the 87th minute? I thought the Ball Hit the back of Bishop's head, then went in? I Don't Know You Could Well Be Right. I Remember the Replay Notts Got Thumped 5-1. It was the First Time my Eldest Son had gone to a Notts away game. I asked him what was it like? It was Great Dad, then we went to the Football.

@Chris Each to their Own Eh? I'm also a Big Fan of the Two Ronnie's and to go back even further I also like Laurel & Hardy. And the Abbot & Castello who's on First Sketch is Comedy Gold. Harry and Paul also very Funny. I used to Enjoy Harry and Kathy Burke as Wayne and Waynetta Slob.

I think the Last Time the Magpies played in Europe, wasn't it against Juventus , when the Italian Giants Opened Their New Stadium? Lee Hughes scored for Notts in the 1-1 Draw.

@Chris This is a Very Funny Clip. I Love Morecambe & Wise. I remember their Brilliant Christmas shows in the 70's and all the Plays Wot Ernie Wrote. One of the classic lines from a Play They Walked Arm in Arm along the Seine He on the Left Bank, She on the Right. Or when a special Guest appeared in their Flat Ernie would ask would You Like A Coffee? And the Answer Would be I'd Sooner Have Tea Ern. And Eric would Just Crack Up. Seen it a Million Times and Laughed a Million Times.

Watching the Magpies in Germany? 9

I Must Admit the Georgia vs Portugal Result Is A Bit Of A Shock.

Do you Remember the Famous Piano Sketch with Morecombe & Wise and Andre Previn? Where Eric Grabbed Andre by the Collar of his Jacket and said this Famous Line. I'm Playing All The Right Notes, But Not Necessarily In The Right Order. Well Today my Eldest Son showed me a Photo, which is on X (I think) In which Gareth Southgate has Replaced Eric and Line Reads I'm Playing All The Right Players, But Not Necessarily In The Right Positions. I really am hoping one of my Fellow PON Members can find it and Post it on Here. I can't I'm afraid I'm Not On X.

A chap walks into a Pet Shop and says to the Lass behind the Counter. Excuse Me but do you Sell Rabbits? Why Yes we do. Replies the Assistant. She picks up a Rabbit and Says Look at this one a Beautiful Long White Coat, Lovely Long Ears, Adorable Pink Eyes. I Don't care what it Looks like States the Chap It's For My Snake.

@Robbie Well I could have gone on, and on and on and on and on about Heraldry and then everybody on PON would Shout As One S.T.F. Up. That's why I kept it to a few Sentences. The term Leopards was used by Early Norman Kings and Arms attributed to them show Two and Not Three such Creatures. Early artists Probably never saw a Leopard and had to produce Art work based on word of Mouth, as were a number of Animals. A Heraldic Tiger for instance looked Nothing like the Animal that is Popular with People Today. Dolphins Whales and other Creatures came under then same Umbrella and early depictions are quite Funny to look at.

@JIMBO Yes I believe you're right in fact Lions were kept at the Tower Zoo for around 700 years, two well preserved Lion Skulls were dug up at the Tower in the 1930's and due to Modern Carbon Dating were said to have lived there in around the 1480's ?

@Fan of Big Tone @Chris Panic Over thankfully it's Not A DEATH, but the BIRTH of His 3rd CHILD. and According to Reports should be back in the England camp on Sunday. Welcome To The World Baby FODEN

I thought I'd write this Topic before it became Out of Date, due to England being Knocked out of the Euro's. But the badge on the ENGLAND Shirt is Wrong. Now before People start saying you're Barmy or Go and put your Tin foil Hat On, Let Me Explain. I'm a Bit of an History Buff and one of my Main Interests is Heraldry, and being an Artist (who has Sold Art, but It wasn't my full time Job) the Designs that have been Drawn and Painted over the Centuries has been an Interesting Hobby of Mine. Now I'm Not Going To Bore You To Tears by giving you along Drawn out History of Heraldry. Just to say that Heraldry was used for the Identification of Knights in Battle and who was on who's side. Each Knight had a Particular Design on his Shield and Coat of Arms which showed his Loyalty to His King or Lord. And the Animals emblazoned on their Shields looked a lot Different to the real thing. So the Real England Badge is what you see on his Majesty's Coat of Arms in the First and Fourth Quarters of the Royal Shield the Colouring is as Follows. I'll write the Colours in Non Heraldic Wording. A Shield with a Red Background with Three Golden Lions Walking Looking Outwards. However the Three Lions were called Leopards. Which looked nothing like the Real Animal, and resembled the Lion much More. They were renamed as Lions by Richard I (the Lion Heart) and these Golden Lions on a Red Background have been used by all Sovereigns since that time. Which means the Current England Badge of Blue Lions on a White Background is Wrong. The Flowers on the Present Badge are the Red and White Tudor Roses which were brought together by Henry VII from the Red Rose of Lancashire and the White Rose of Yorkshire, after the War of The Roses. Now if You're still Awake, it's a good Job the Lion Heart Changed the name. Frank Skinner Sing Three Leopards On His Shirt, Doesn't Quite Have the Same Ring To It.

Another Steady Eddie? That'll Do For Me!!

@DeadlyMacca No Pressure Then? Listening to Matty's Interview it seems things aren't exactly 100% quite Yet, but he's getting there and we Fans may not see the True Matty until a Couple or so matches into the Season.

@Robbie Good Points the only real Problem As I See It is If the Magpies start to go on a Bit of a Run, then the Media Glare will be back on Notts. There is also the Expectation of the Fans after all these excellent signings everybody thinks things will Gel straight away and the Results will come and if they Don't, Well we all remember last season.

@CliftonMagpie No Harry Kane Shouldn't be England Captain. I've always maintained at both Club and International Level A Captain should be a Defender or a Midfielder (Sorry Macca) there have been of course Excellent Goalkeeper Captains in the Past. In another Topic I wrote (Manager G.O.A.T.) I stated that England's First Manager Walter Winterbottom was never allowed to pick his own team, that was left to a Committee. Makes you think maybe that might still be going on in some form or another. Gareth Southgate I think we should pick this Player F.A. Committee Oh No Gareth, we Couldn't Put him in the Team He's Not Classed as a Super Star. Gareth Southgate Of course Not. What was I thinking? I Bow to your Superior Knowledge of the Game. Which brings me back to a Brian Clough Quote The F.A. Don't want me as England Manager, they're to Afraid I'd take Over And Run Things Properly. And I Would. So the F.A. Want a Coach who does as he's Told and wont make Waves and Do Their Bidding. Good Grief That Might Mean Southgate Will Get Another 5 Year Contract. Which Reminds Me Of A Saying EGO KILLS TALENT.

At 14/1 that may be worth a Punt. Not that I Gamble Myself. After their form towards the end of last Season and if they can keep that Form Going Doncaster Rovers could grab an Automatic Promotion Place. And to be Honest I can't see Chesterfield Doing a Wrexham.