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@Robbie Keep a Look Out for a Certain Mr J Jones looking to buy a Brand New Trophy Cabinet.

@ARLukomski Add Cameron and Stone to Sell or Terminate Contract.. Cameron is to slow any attacker with speed can out run him. Not Captain or Leadership Material. Could possibly do a job in the National League. Stone poor keeper doesn't command his Box good enough not good under pressure. Tiernan Brookes will be a better cover, for a Newly signed number one Goal Keeper. Luther I would give a chance because it seems like all Notts Youth players he's loaned out repeatedly over and over again, never been given a real chance to show his progression. Then again all this moving about may make him decide to move away from the Lane and try his Luck else where. No loan players over this season have warranted a second chance at the Club. Instead of getting in Loan players, give the Youth team members a chance to shine in 2024/2025.

A neighbour of mine who's not the sharpest Knife in the draw and me were stood talking at his Garden gate, when a Lorry load of Turf went past. I wish I was rich enough to send my Grass away to be cut, he said. How about the Red Indian Chief who died after drinking 57 cups of PG Tips. They found him lying in his own Tea Pee My Family Tree only goes back 3 Generations my Grandad was a Lumber Jack.

The trouble is @Fan of Big Tone that there are Magpie Fans that will dive on this and use it against Maynard and if Notts don't hit the Ground running next season then Pressure will start building on Maynard to Go. Many Fans have stated on this site the "Model" way Notts play is wrong for League 2 and Despite Maynard's tweaking the above table speaks for it's self. And next Season the Well it's not Maynard's team but Luke William's excuse will be gone. After this past season results plus the increase in season ticket and admission prices it will be interesting to see what kind of Drop in attendance or Not will happen down the Lane.

Cheers thanks for the Tip @Fan of Big Tone

So that should have increased his Value to around £3million as a Start. I read that's 70 goals in all matches he's played for Notts. Macca if you Go there's going to be a Massive hole in the Notts Attack Next Season. But whatever happens and where ever you End Up. You'll Always Be One Of Our Own. Legend.

Robbie I said that Macca and Cedwyn should have started the Colchester game up front and see how that went. At the least Ceds should have had some game time today. Maynard is he a Glutton for Punishment? He must have known that that kind of Performance is Going To Rankle Fans, does he Enjoy getting Abuse from Fans on Social Media? You know it's going to be coming with Venom, what is up with the Bloke? After clawing back some sort of Dignity and Respect from Fans the Magpies turn in a Display like that. How many better players are going to attracted to the Club with a Dithering undecisive Head Coach in the Dug Out? Let's hope Notts can hold onto Jim O'Brien because if the Magpies don't get off to a Decent Start, next season Jim could find himself back in charge as interim Boss again.

YES WELL DONE DERBY COUNTY Like to think my Dear Old Dad was looking down at the Lads who have taken the RAMS BACK TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP. Celebrate this Great Occasion super_ram Notts Fans celebrated last season Now it's your turn. If you drink have one for me!

PATHETIC CAN'T EVEN BEAT THE TEAM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE. One Striker up front Again. Seriously Maynard brings the Fans Wrath Down upon his Own Head with his choices. From an Off Season where there could have been plenty of Hope for the Club at the beginning of 2024/2025 for the Next three months there's only going to be Negative response from the Fans and Fresh Calls for Stuart Maynard's head and how much Longer is the "Model" game plan going to be played, until it's realised it doesn't work in League 2? There's going to be Massive Questions asked in this coming off Season and if they're Not Answered there is going to be an Exodus of Fans from the Lane. At Least the RAMS WON and are Promoted back to The Championship. Happy For You Super Ram at Least you have something to Celebrate Good on Yer.

There's a Couple of Brothers I know who have a Prize Bull and they hire out the Bull to service Cows all over the Country and they make thousands of Pounds at it. Anyway I met them in the Pub the other week looking a bit worried What's up Lads ? I asked. It's the Bull it's got a problem like blokes who have Brewers droop. So we've had to get the Vet in. £500 it's cost for these special pills. Well a few days later I was back in the Pub chatting to the Landlord. I asked him about the Brother's Bull. Did the Pills cure the Bulls Problem? Oh aye says the Landlord the Boys gave the Bull four tablets and that very afternoon it goes out and services 27 cows. 27 Cows I said I wonder what's in them pills? I don't know replied the Landlord But They Taste Of Peppermint.

A Premier League Referee is being investigated by Nothing. Sorry a Premier League Referee is being investigated by the FA. What three words do you Not want to hear when you make Love? Darling I'm Home. All the Children in my Friends Family are named after Saints. He's David and his two brothers are named George and Andrew. And he has a Sister Pancake Day.

Another Club Struggling because of Poor Ownership. Who Vets these People (Is it the EFL OR FA) who want to own a Club and Why aren't they doing their Jobs Properly?

There You Go Piethagoram Jim is a Man of His Word (haha)

If there was a vote on who would win the contest of the World's Best Religious Leader? I'd have a fiver on the Dalia Lama if I was a Tibetan Man. Then there was the Bloke who played the Piano on a Platform in a Railway Station. After he'd finished, I had a little Tinkle on it myself and saved 30p. I was once asked if I was a Considerate Lover? I replied Yes I always lift my feet up when the Wife's hoovering.

After listening to Jodi's interview on the BBC 's Notts County Sport on line section. Is there still hope that the Malta International will still be at Meadow Lane Next Season? Listening to the conversation Jodi had with the BBC interviewer his words must bring hope to all Magpie Fans. I Love It Here. Notts gave me the chance when others wouldn't. Took me away from the Bad Place I was and I'll Always Respect That. That sounds like he wants to remain a Magpie for 2024/2025. If he does the first thing for Chris & Alex to do is offer the Lad an extended contract along side that of Macca, but that's something our Owners will know with out me telling them. To hold onto Jodi will certainly Bolster Notts chances of challenging for a playoff spot if not Automatic Promotion next season and will give Fans Hope and something to Cheer About.

While I Know Football League World is classed as Gutter Press. There was a photo of Jim's statement from his Social Media Page, which read Well this Looks like It. Thankyou and Goodbye. I think that Jim will call it Quits and step away from playing altogether, there's No Point in thinking Well maybe One more Season, taking that sort of attitude will only give the impression of indecision and that in my opinion isn't Jim's way. Chris I'm also hopeful as you have stated Notts offer Jim more that Sheffield United Do in terms of Coaching advancement, he has Immense respect from the players which I am sure Jim returns that respect and who's Not to Say one day he could end up Managing the Magpies?

Now there's another idea for a New Topic Robbie. Name all the current Squad and the length of their contracts and we can all go over the Pro's and Con's of each Individual player . Reckon it will produce a good Debate.

Regarding the retained list Robbie I still think there's going to be an Awful Lot of Players who are Not League 2 Standard left in the Notts Squad come the start of next season. And the Magpies are going to suffer for it. I hope I'm wrong and poor players are removed to be replaced with players who have at least several League 2 seasons experience under their belts. And Recruitment is Top Notch otherwise Notts are going to find themselves struggling, and Stuart Maynard is going to find himself the scapegoat for the Recruitment Teams failings, and will eventually be out of a job.

Stuart Maynard seems more relaxed in his interviews now and handles the questions better whether it's because only one guy asks the questions instead of two or three asking the same thing but in a different way or if he knows what questions are going to be asked and he's prepared for them. He appeared very cagey regarding who's going to be let go, but I think he's got an Idea already. And how long after the final Match will it be before we the Fans know.

Walking round B & Q there was a big Orange sign which said Stainless Steel Sinks. I thought yeah I know it does. My Mates wife had a Bluebird tattooed on her shoulder when she was in her 20's. Now she's in her 60's It looks like a Vulture. I used to be a Human Cannon Ball in a Circus. £120 a week plus a bit of Travel Money. My youngest Son comes in the front room and says Dad there's a bloke with a Bald Head at the Door. I said Tell him I've already got one.

I didn't know if to put this in the Joke of the Day section of the PON site, or on here. But it seems Wrexham are going to have competition signing Notts County's £340 K rated striker Macauley Langstaff . Who writes this Stuff? That comment is about as funny as New BBC Comedy show. It comes from a on line site called the Real EFL. It's about as real as Rocking Horse Poop. If the Author of this piece had done any research they would know the Price being banded about for Macca this season is £1.5 million and that's an insult. I hope the writer isn't getting paid for that story, if they are they should be wearing a Mask and Hooped Shirt.

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As this is the final Game of the season perhaps it's time to give a couple of Notts youngsters a chance of minutes on the pitch. Also start Cedwyn Scott from the off along side Macca. Hopefully Macca can score a Brace to push him past the 30 goal in a season mark. Final score Forest Green 0-3 Notts.

Well it seems Wales on line has also swallowed the Clickbait has they have run a Story along the same lines. The thing is Wrexham have ambition and money to make a strong push for the Championship or even the Premier League. Another thing which makes people think Macca wont go to the Red Dragons is Paul Mullin stating he and Macca play a similar Role however Macca played a different role at Gateshead and it was Luke Williams who changed Macca's and Ceds roles around at Notts. Another big plus is the fact Macca (27) is two years younger than Mullin (29) and when a out field player hits 30 his chances playing in the Championship and Premier ( if he's not playing there already) can drop rapidly. An example is Jamie Vardy at Leicester if they get promoted back to the Premiership next season he isn't going to be a regular first team player is he? If the current Wrexham owners are happy enough to pour money into the club and their success continues with further Promotions should Macca join them he could be playing Premier League Football in three years. But when it's all said and done I think Macca might still end up in Wales but with Luke Williams at Swansea and if Williams can convince the Swans Owners I wouldn't be surprised to see Jodi go there as well.

I used to race Pigeons. But got fed up of always being beaten. I was saw this bloke on the rifle range at a Fun Fair. His first shot took the head of a Teddy Bear his second shot smashed a load of plates . Ok said the Stall owner Put the Gun down and you can have any prize in booth. The guy looks at the Stall owner and says I'll have one of those Moving Tin Ducks. I'm not saying my Wife's a bad cook. But Flies don't buzz around our Dust Bin. They lean on it and Moan.