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I went into a shop and asked if they Sold Rat Poison. The woman behind the counter said they didn't .Have you tried Boots. I replied I Don't Want To Kick Them To Death. I lent a Mate £10,000 for plastic surgery on his face. Now I can't recognize him to get me money back. Me and a couple of friends were in Caffe we got our meals then the Waiter asked did we wont Salt? Yes please said one mate. The Waiter pulls out a Salt cellar from his left hand pocket and sprinkles it over our meals. Would you like Pepper? asked the Waiter . Yes Please said my other Mate. The waiter took a Pepper Pot out of his right hand pocket and sprinkled it over our meals. I looked at my Friends and said What ever you do Don't Ask For Vinegar. I remember when I was young I'd go out sowing my Wild Oats. Then the following morning I'd be praying for a Crop Failure.

I'll tell you something my Gaffer at work is living proof Snow White and Dopey did have S EX. Red Sky at Night. Light of Shorter wave lengths is being dissipated by Water Vapour and Atmospheric Dust. Red Sky in the Morning Same A friend of mine was telling me that he and his Missus had had a Fairy Tale Wedding. Really? Yeah Grim.

A comfortable win in the end for Luke Williams side, however the Swans still haven't moved either up or down in the League standings 15th and they may well end up in that position at the Season's end, it will be interesting to see if LW is given money to spend on New Players and turn Swansea into a team to challenge for a playoff spot next season. It also seems he's starting to form a relationship with the Swans Fans very much like he did at the Lane.

After the game against Harrogate and the 3-0 Victory lets hope Notts don't do what they normally do and go and lose their next match. the only change I'd make from the Harrogate match, I'd play Jodi Jones from the start. Result 2-2 with Goals from Macca and AJ.

I hope you're right regarding the Brothers hold on the Purse Strings Robbie ( I'm sure you are) it's just that I've seen to many of these Ideas men come into a business with all these promises of a Big Money Return for such and such investment only for the idea to fail, and to many failures would see the Business Crumble. I'm Not saying Joe Palmer is one of these Wide Boys it's just I Personally don't like the idea of to many projects going off all at once. Regarding the Nest his he hoping that Forest fans will also attend? Because personally I can't see the Fan Zone being supported financially by Notts fans alone. Will visiting fans be encouraged to visit the Fan Zone? If so Security will have to be tight especially if Alcohol is being served. The Nest can hold up to 1,500 Fans but how many will have to attend regularly to make it a success? 500 a 1,000 or the full quota of 1,500? I can't be the only Magpies Fan with worries hopefully the Club can be transparent with it's spending or give some idea and reassure Fans that Money is available and will cover the costs that will be required for all the Projects being presented. I for one wouldn't want to be throwing my loose change into a plastic bucket outside the ground or watch another Notts vs Forest match to help boost the Funds of the Club.

Ohh Tommy Johnson my comment was made with tongue in cheek. And before Robots wouldn't Cybernetics come first ? Footballers with Cybernetic legs, Goalkeepers with telescopic arms. Defenders with telescopic necks despite all the Cybernetic Footballers will still have human brains, so Mistakes will be made.

Piethagoram wouldn't that have been put towards the Compensation to Wealdstone (well part of it) paid by Notts to get Stuart Maynard and offer him a Three and a half year contract? I think Joe Palmer needs to walk before he can run and get his priorities right. The Playing surface which is being undertaken (that isn't going to come cheap) and the concourse repair has Robbie as mentioned. Mr Palmer needs to be reigned in with all these ideas he keeps coming up with, Notts after all are Not a Premier League Club with Premier League Money. Nice and Easy work within a Budget, Top Priorities The Pitch, New Players and Fan Comfort during a Match Day, because lets Not Forget Not All Notts fans can afford the Luxury of a Hospitality Box.

This just in there is a rumour that Notts are going to sign an Irish Midfield Wizard he's only a little fella that goes by the name of A Knee Mick. A little lad asks his Dad. Dad where are the Rockies? I Don't Know Son. Dad when was the English Civil War? I Don't Know Son. Dad what the Square Root of 519? I Don't Know Son. Dad you don't mind me asking you these questions do you. Of course not Son how do you learn anything if you don't ask. This chap throws a coin into a Wishing Well then suddenly this little bloke playing a piano appears. The Chap say s I didn't wish for a twelve inch pianist.

With the way Tech is advancing how long will it be before we get A I Coaches and Robot players? Think about it, you wouldn't have to pay your players, No training required No injuries No special Player diets, No need for Transfers just up date your programming. Coaches would be Super Computers which could switch game plans in micro seconds it would be Great until you get a Glitch or maybe a Virus, then you might get a slight problem.

The Gulp a Nod to Beer Drinking Magpie Fans eh? I think Magpie should be incorporated in the Name because the Nest will still be associated with Notts County. Because people who are attending a Function there and don't where it is, they'll be told it's on Iremonger Road next to Meadow Lane where Notts County play and their nickname is the Magpies.

I have to fully agree with you Robbie those three Players would also be my choice as well Not very original I know agreeing with you, but let's be honest despite the Ups and Downs of this Current season these Gentlemen have knuckled down and got on with their jobs. My only hope they'll all be in the Running for this Award at the end of Next season. However Jodi just shades Macca just.

So it's been decided that the New Notts Fan Zone is being called the Nest. How Boring they must be something better or exciting more in tune with the Magpies. Going on the Old Internet I've come up with A Conventicle, A Gulp, A Mischief A Tidings or Tribe of Magpies. Any of those have to be better than The Nest. My Favourite one is A Tribe of Magpies. A Fan Zone called the Tribe of Magpies gives the impression of Fan togetherness and the Support of the Players and Club. The Nest Give me a Break. So my fellow PON Members what's your Favourite and Why?

The Data says Notts says should be 8th Well They Ain't they're 15th. Data 0 Real World 1. What ever happened to the Football Scout who could go and watch a player and either say Yes that player would be ideal for the team or No he's not the guy for us. Examples Peter Taylor and Mick Jones Now what does the the Recruitment team do then? Put a players name into a Computer which the churns out numbers such as Goals scored assists made tackles done accurate passes etc etc signing the player without actually going to see him play? Is it the same Computer that said certain Notts players were up to League 2 standard when obviously they're Not? Data 0 Real World 2. There is No way a Computer can calculate how a certain player is feeling on a certain match day things such as problems in their private lives, such as a lack of confidence that's where a Coaches Man management comes in and if the Coach doesn't have that skill or struggles with it, well it's not going to help matters now is it? No matter how clever the Data is, it can't Calculate the Human aspect of things.

There's an awful Lot Clubs starting to Struggle surely it's time for the FA/EFL to take their Blinkers off and get the money from the Premiership passed down through all Tiers of Football. The sooner the Government put an Independent Person in Charge of Football Finances the Better. But they must be Someone who won't be swayed ( which sounds much nicer than Bribed) by the top brass in the FA/EFL and Things Don't Change but Remain the Same.

It's a Good Job the Brothers didn't have the same attitude as their Wealdstone counterparts, and how Lucky Maynard is, as I have Stated before any other Coach with Maynard's Record would have Been Let Go. Case in point with this story. Maynard's future lies with fact that a Good Start Next Season is a must and the excuse of he's got LW Squad won't wash anymore and if Notts start off Poorly then a New Man in the Dug Out will be essential. So Maynard's future is in his own Hands.

Unfortunately menzinho but XG and XGA Data Doesn't Win Football Matches. Goals Do Notts can have 99.9% of play have 100 shots on goal But once the Final Whistle Blows and the opposition have One More Goal then They Get Three Points and the Magpies Don't. And it would seem the current Notts playing Model which as been Adopted is also based on this Data. I wonder if there's Data about how boring this type of Tippy Tappy pass back to the Keeper or Backwards and Forwards and Sideways Football is. What about the Data which says once the Opposition have found out how to close down your Game Plan and you end up Losing more matches than you Win?

Do you remember when Notts had the idea of bringing a friend to the Lane? Well me and Alan who'd never been to a Football match came to watch the Magpies in action. We were right at the Back of the Kop when Alan says I need to go for a Wee where's the nearest Loo? You don't need the Loo Just Wee in the Wellington boot of that Bloke next to you. Won't he feel it? asked Alan You Didn't I replied.

Yes Chris you're probably more that right about there won't be any eye opening or Earth Shattering comments. The only thing that Annoys the Hell Out Of Me is the Fact that No Subject Off Limits quote is it's Not happening they know that and we know that, Notts Fans Aren't Stupid.

Now you see it Now you don't Now you see it Now you don't. Sound like a Nudist rolling down a Hill. I said to my Mate Why do you keep Scratching yourself? He replied Because I'm the only One who knows where the Itch is. Two Owls sitting on a Branch one says to the other I've just got engaged, his friend says You Twit To Who? I was at a Mates Birthday party and said to another friend Gary isn't all that Old you know. There was only 27 candles on his cake. Mind you that's only on the Slice I had.

Brilliant Questions Robbie and Ohh Tommy Johnson. I would have questions along the same lines. The Problem is mostly when you ask a difficult Question the Um's and the Err's Start and the Question gets danced around and it's Not Answered to the questioner's Satisfaction. All this Nothing Is Off Limits Is A Load of Nonsense. Why don't they just say we'll answer Questions we want to answer? Mind you if they did they wouldn't have much of a Pod Cast or whatever. It is unfortunate but I think that a Vast Majority of the Questions asked will be about Stuart Maynard, but those questions should be asked on another individual Pod Cast. What I would like to know Is Richard Montague Aware of the Massive Fan disapproval of his Recruitment strategy? By that I mean it's been painstakingly obvious that the Notts Defence as been lacking League Football Standard Defenders for several seasons now, So What is he and his team Going To Do About It? Another Question is why do Notts have Loan players, when surely Youth players deserve a crack at a first team spot, without being loaned out over and over again? To Joe Palmer I would ask, You keep coming up with these Big Ideas such as the Fan Zone etc My Question is how is this being paid for? And how much of an Impact will all your ideas have on the Ordinary Notts Fan's Pocket? And I am in Full Agreement Robbie, the Stadium and Fans Match Day Comfort should be the Top Priority, along with a decent playing Surface for Players to Show and Exhibit their Footballing Skills.

Me Tonto very sorry to hear about your Bad Case Of Dermatitis Kimo Scabby. Tonto walks into a Saloon looking for the Loan Ranger. Under each arm he's got a hissing spitting Nasty Cat. The Lone Ranger looks at him and says No Tonto, I said round up a Posse. I would now like to sing a song made famous by the singer Box Car Willie that is his name not a Disease. Oh Give Me a home were Buffalo's roam and I'll show you house Full Of Cow S***

Thanks Fan of Big Tone and DangerousSausage. I'll put aside mending me wheelbarrows just for this Occasion.

Does this Mean they'll answer Hard Questions? Or like the ardent Politician dance around and babble on about Nothing? Will it only be on X ? As believe it or believe it Not some Fans aren't on the Platform or not on Social Media at all.

AJ is really having a tremendous Start to his Notts Career. Well done sir keep it up.

Where's the Man himself? I don't see him.